Steel

Steel is a super nice and cute guy who will do almost anything for anyone. He's sweet and loving but can also be serious when needed, and protective. He is super tall, has got big hands, and probably gives some of the best hugs in the world. He will be your number one, and one of your most trusted friends, boyfriend, husband, whatever, and you'll never want him to leave your side. Along with this, he's also super loyal and will be there whenever you need him. He is 100% someone you should keep if you get a chance to date him. He's got a nice face, but an even nicer jawline. He can be a little slow, but he's smart with the ladies. As a bonus, he also has a big pecker, so that's a huge (pun intended) plus. If you ever get your hands on a Steel, don't let him go.

Girl 1: "OMG look at Steel, he's so cute, everyone wants him ugh!!!"
Girl 2: "UGH I know I want him SO BAD!!!!"

by epiales.x October 26, 2020

SteelF0il

an unemployed, poor and mentally ill closet homosexual who hopes to serve a burger and fries to Damien one day

SteelF0il is loitering again

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022

Pro-Seeler

Someone Who is Fucking Pro at Stealing and shoplifting

Alex Olsen is Such a Fucking Pro-Seeler

by Duke Nukem 812 May 14, 2009

Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011

Steege

A particularly ugly species of warthog common in the piedmont region of North Carolina.

A Steege is wandering through Durham? Who let him out of the zoo?

by Professor I. P. Freely October 26, 2003

Steel Wool Virgin

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.

Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011