The stainless steel rod they stick in your penis and open up to scrape the inside of your uretha when having an STD. It looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. The doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your penis, he will the pass another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scraping the inside of the penis, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your rectum for for large anal boils, please note most people who have a STD will lose all there teeth within 3 years.
Damn dude that hooker Kelly gave me VD and the bitch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!
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arguably the worst movie of all time; a 1997 film starring Shaquille O'Neal as a DC comic book hero
terrible acting with no plot- WORSE than kazaam (the #2 worst movie of all time)
Steel is irrefutable evidence that professional athletes do NOT make good actors
In the immortal words of one of Shaq's rap songs, this movie "wipes its nose and its ass with the same damn tissue"
terrible acting with no plot- WORSE than kazaam (the #2 worst movie of all time)
Steel is irrefutable evidence that professional athletes do NOT make good actors
In the immortal words of one of Shaq's rap songs, this movie "wipes its nose and its ass with the same damn tissue"
if you actually payed money to see Steel youve been played big time
-DUDE are you gonna go see Steel today starring shaq?
-HELL no im gonna see The Perfect Score with darius miles!!!!!!
-WHOA!!! then after that we can throw feces at each other!!!
-dude....say that again and ill give you a hot karl!
-ok ok...Soul Plane it is!!
-DUDE are you gonna go see Steel today starring shaq?
-HELL no im gonna see The Perfect Score with darius miles!!!!!!
-WHOA!!! then after that we can throw feces at each other!!!
-dude....say that again and ill give you a hot karl!
-ok ok...Soul Plane it is!!
by n-sanity July 19, 2004
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