Smack Oscar

A special Academy Awards trophy given to the dumbest physical assault EVER witnessed on national/worldwide television!

"And this year's 'Smack Oscar' goes to (drum roll)........WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

e-stalk

verb: to stalk someone using an social networking site.

Mary wanted to find information about him, so she e-stalked him on facebook.

by Bob Bates December 29, 2008

Suck Shack

A rather drab or lame location such as someones house that exudes a high level of suckiness.

Man, Joe's apartment is a real suck shack! There's hardly anything to do there!

by mashfanforlife June 8, 2009

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013

Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014