Squeezeit

Squeezit, a slang known as a fruit drink

drunk up a squeezeit

by 5567 May 12, 2008

Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014

Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x

"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"

by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020