Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

Sneaky mcilduff

To sneak to the bar without telling his friends.

Or to slip a finger in oneselfs asshole

See sneaky mcilduff at the bar last night ?Didn’t tell anyone he was going .

I sneaky mcilduffed myself watching Baywatch last night

by Patrician dynamite November 18, 2023

Sneaky Turtles

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

by LizardLand October 21, 2020

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you’re at bible camp and finally build up the courage to touch a girls leg.

Alyssa Bestie: omg I went over to jimmys room last night and he Sneaky Mac’d me!
Ben Carrot: Ew what a creep!

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 13, 2022

sneaky popper

when a male sneakily replaces a females tampon with a party popper while they are sleeping.

causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”

“last night i pulled a sneaky popper on my one night stand”

by crop father December 21, 2024