Definitions by Joeyp563

Fuzzy woompet 

When you're sleeping naked and something fuzzy somehow slides down your buttcrack.

I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.

Fuzzy woompet by Joeyp563 February 14, 2023

Sneaky Grasshopper 

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.

I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.

Sneaky Grasshopper by Joeyp563 April 21, 2018