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a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
Sloth by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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Slopchomping 

When one has such a large ammount of gum that they chew innapropriately and nastily.
Jesus Christ! How much gum are you chewing; like 40 pieces? You're slopchomping, and it's annoying.
Slopchomping by SUP3RJ3SUS November 28, 2010

scotchado 

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian
Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked
scotchado by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011
Mix between Slut and Bitch; Person who bitches all the time and teases like a slut; aka Claudia Montiero
Person: Yo, Claudia just was a pure bitch just right now

Person talked to: Dude, what a Slitch!
Slitch by Brendan1234543 October 22, 2011

Scotchjob 

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.
Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.
Scotchjob by along123 October 31, 2011
When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.
Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.
Sloth by dookieman101 September 21, 2011