sheetard 

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

sheetard by Chigglywiggly December 11, 2007

sheet biter 

n. Another word for a homosexual male. Since the experience can be painful at first, the man being entered may bite the sheets.
Often used in a derogatory manner.

Did you know that he's a sheet biter?

sheet biter by harus October 16, 2008

Meat Sheets 

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

Meat Sheets by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

Wrinkled Sheets 

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

Wrinkled Sheets by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

sheet 

A sheet is a girl that you get drunk and fuck and forget about the next day..

You: What's Up Sheet?
Sheet: What?
Your Friend: Stupid Ass sheet doesn't even know what it means.
You: Ya, so you think that girl is a sheet?
Friend: Ya.

sheet by STEVEN MCMICHAEL December 28, 2005

dirt sheet 

list of people that you have dirt on

j-dog: yo man I got the dirt sheet ready

big dizzle: cool man now lets expose some cheerleaders

dirt sheet by urban mystic February 16, 2009

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets 

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets by Thiccy Ricky July 21, 2019