Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart

conjunctive of shit fart

an expulsion of air containing fecal

“i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”

by loubey and liv February 9, 2022

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024