Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

by Darth kugor February 6, 2026

Russian roulette

It's when there are 6 men and 1 wo- Shh shh shh🤫 Anyways!😊

날카로운 secret 둘러싼
얘긴 베일 속에
점점 더 깊은 h-h-hush
맘을 겨눠 이제
여긴 온통 어두운 밤하늘색
그림자조차 길을 잃게 해
Oh 넌 항상 love is game
쉽게 즐기는 가벼움일 뿐이라고
뭐 이렇게 못된 얘기로 자꾸
피해 가려고만 하니 왜
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat
거려 나를 볼 때
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마지막 남은 순간까지
내게 맡기게 될 거야 넌
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
반짝인 secret
더 이상 외면하진 못해
버튼은 내가 p-p-push
받아들여 이제
니 맘 온통 내 모습 채워지게
꿈꿀 때조차 나를 찾게 돼
Oh 아직 넌 love is game
내게 말해도 흔들려 니 목소리도
장난스레 스친 눈빛 너머로
어쩔 줄 모르는 니 모습
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat
거려 나를 볼 때
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마지막 남은 순간까지
내게 맡기게 될 거야 넌
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
이토록 깊은 꿈이 넌 처음일걸
내 맘이 이 밤이 아른거리는 game
You can't control
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
터질 듯한 heart b-b-b-beat
Key는 내가 쥘게
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마침내 빼낼 수도 없게 박혀
니 심장 더 깊은 곳
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
La-la-la-la-la
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
La-la-la-la-la
Heart b-b-b-beat

stan red velvet 🫶😝

🧍- what's Russian roulette?
🧍 ♀️- Wow, you're so uncultured! Now close your mouth and open your ears! Ahem 커지는 heart b-b-beat 빨라지는데 너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat 거려 나를 볼 때 마지막 남은 순간까지 점점 다가오지 crazy 아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette!
🧍- I'm obsessed. How can I make this my new personality!?
🧍 ♀️- By stanning red velvet, duhhhh!

by mr. snicker doodle October 13, 2025

Jamaican roulette

When you make homemade edibles without calculating potency so you just have to take the edibles and find out how strong they are

“Dude should I take one or two of these brownies?”
“I have no clue bro. You’re playing Jamaican roulette”

by fewigotobo November 4, 2025

Hole Roulette

When you alternate between the ass and pussy hole and where you bust is a surprise.

Got that bitch drunk and played hole roulette.

by DLW 513 November 25, 2025

Colombian Roulette

When you buy a bag from a new plug for the first time and someone gotta be the “is it fentanyl” guinea pig.

Mr. Mike is really down for everything. He doesn’t even mind playing Colombian Roulette for us.

by MaddieLoverBabyGoat December 10, 2025

Urban Dictionary Roulette

A game wherein a group of people take turns bringing up "Random Words" on urbandictionary.com. If your random word describes a perverse sex act, you're out. Winner is the last one remaining. Can also be played as a drinking game.

We were playing Urban Dictionary Roulette, and it was down to me and Tom - but then I got "Dirty Sanchez" and it was all over.

by smendler June 4, 2016

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017