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Dece Police

The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.
Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!
by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010
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LSU POLICE

LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.
Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE
by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018
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police

I hate minorsoh wait the police exists
by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024
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catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.
twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.
by annowed July 4, 2014
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Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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