Ass pirate 

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty

Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass

Ass pirate by 406 December 23, 2004

butt pirate 

a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male

a swashbuckler,sword dueler

one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch

Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.

butt pirate by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003

jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

jizz pirate by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

Angry Houdini-Pirate 

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

Angry Houdini-Pirate by broskiparty May 15, 2009

poop chute pirate 

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute

After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks

poop chute pirate by StPatrickIV November 18, 2003

music pirate 

Someone who steals music. (downloads music without paying for it) Music pirates use various programs, such as limewire, kazaa, and others. These programs are designed to "share" files with other people. They're mostly used to download FREE music.

Person 1: "I just downloaded 50 songs from limewire!"
Person 2: "Wow! You are such a music pirate!"

music pirate by vickievickievickie May 26, 2006

Beef Pirate 

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

Beef Pirate by Will July 28, 2003