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Phant

The state of being Phat (Pretty Hot And Tempting or Cool) and at the same time being Fat like an elephant.
Fat Martha: Did you see that new kid in the cafeteria?

Fat Jane: You mean that fat kid with the gold chain?
Fat Martha: Yeah, he's Phant!
by radar702 January 6, 2012
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phantom shit

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
by timboooo September 3, 2006
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Phantom Shitter

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007
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Phantom

The souls of individuals from an alien world which was destroyed. These beings resided on the Leonid Meteor, which landed on Earth in the early half of the twenty-first century.

The race was effectively destroyed by the release of a counteracting bioetheric wave.
You've come in contact with a Phantom, sir, please remain calm.
by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005
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Phantom Shitter

A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
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Phantom Manor

1.A French version of Disney's Haunted Mansion ride,located in Thunder Mesa aka Frontierland in Paris Disneyland, and is also a little better then the original.

2.This Disneyland ride I hope to go on in a million years from now, maybe never.

3.The story of a damned bride, who's groom was abducted by sinister phantom, and was also hanged.
My friend got nightmares coming home from France because of Phantom Manor.
by phantom5 February 23, 2005
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phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 8, 2005
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