Peace be upon him

A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

Peace and Hair Grease

I have no idea. Someone define the correct meaning, please.

Peace and Hair grease, man.

by Chili Chunga July 23, 2003

Peaced

To drink excessively and get black-out drunk.

Karen played liquor pong last night and got totally peaced

by mr.peaced September 25, 2011

peace ball

The act of death, inflicting imminent peaceage on yourself. If one were to overdose on drugs, then go to the hospital and die, he would become a peace ball after he was placed in the body bag and taken to the morgue.

The coroner said: "I had 13 peace balls today, it was a crazy day!"

by AngularAmy November 17, 2003

peace wheel

another name for a disc. Used by laid-back folk.

Dude, lets go toss that peace wheel.

by Clay P. August 4, 2006

peace lawlz and happiness

sort of like the phrase, ''peace love and happiness'' only for either REALLY COOL PEOPLE (sarcasm) that say things like omg, wtf, or lmfao in texts or outloud. outloud is ten times worse though. the other people that say this are those whose mission in life is to make fun of those people, who embaress themselves when they open their mouth.

-merry christmas! peace lawlz and happiness!
-bye, alex, see ya tomorrow! peace lawlz and happiness.
-i'm coming home now mom, don't worry!
okay honny, peace lawlz and happiness.

by grass-the-firecrotch November 11, 2010

Peace Bridge

When two lesbains are 69'ing and two men are having anal sex with them, thus looking like a bridge connecting them.

Shaquala: Hey, Donel me and three a my friends last night were doin the peace bridge.
Donel: ???
Shaquala: I was eatin her as i was takin it in the ass as she was eatin me takin it in the ass.

by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011