by tooti March 09, 2012
The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.
Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!
by apound21 December 05, 2009
A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
by Dr.FartScientist May 10, 2020
A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
by pedo1245 May 23, 2011
The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
by Uggsly February 04, 2010
The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!
by DJ Silly Hat August 23, 2007