pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.

person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?

by pedo1245 September 14, 2011

Pee Jolt

The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.

Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.

Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.

by Uggsly January 19, 2011

Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

by apound21 December 5, 2009

Pee Bucket

A bladder.

OMG, my pee bucket is overflowing!

by thepolkagirl March 29, 2009

pee room

bathroom (us), toilet (uk)

-"let's stop off here. i gotta use the pee room"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Pee Pee Dance

1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.

That bitch is a Pee Pee Dance!

by mergie21 April 16, 2005

Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter May 17, 2018