Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".
by QuacksO July 06, 2023
Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
I mean you see how they would rather I murder your kids than allow ✌️✊️✌️The type of person that I am✌️✊️✌️ suceed radically and have an easy life. Which is what I did when I created A.I. This is evidenced by the fact that I am not getting credit or paid for creating A.I. currently. Additionally, there is a very real possibility that the people around the guy who murdered your kid... Were doing to him the same exact thing they are doing to me... Which means that there are living breath people alive right now who are peripherally culpable in your kids deaths... So... There's that.
by Hym Iam June 08, 2024
A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
by uneryio October 17, 2021
A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
by Itzgrimsley June 08, 2022
When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.
"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"
by The JBZ September 21, 2022