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abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Soul Punch

A punch so fearsome and devastating that it harms not just the punchee's flesh but his very soul. Usually, if not always, fatal. Often seen in bad/so-bad-they-are-good Martial Arts movies.
"WHOA! Bruce Lee just soul punched that dude."

"Hand over the lube or I will soul punch you."
by Alamarian July 8, 2009
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cunt punch

A term used for when a person (usually male) punches a woman in the genitals until either internal swelling or some form of submission is involved. The female version of a kick in the balls, though since women don't have balls, the punches are far more aggressive to compensate the pain threshold handicap.
That bitch deserves a proper cunt punch
by Crazybobbles December 14, 2008
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asshole punch

A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.
Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep
by SSG Dutton September 11, 2006
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dolphin punch

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.
Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.
by Saltbox October 28, 2005
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National punch your sibling day

July 12th is national punch your sibling day! (If you don’t already do it every day) today is your day to shine! If you don’t have a sibling punch yourself because only children are pussy’s.
Person one: I can’t wait to punch my sibling! On national punch your sibling day!

Person two: I already do that everyday man!

Person three: I’m a pussy I don’t have a sibling
by Benny19 July 11, 2018
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Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010
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