social Stalking

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.
Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.
by Marty October 01, 2003
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Social Netwanking

1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.
Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?

Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.
by FS2460 February 15, 2010
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Social Burnout

n. (so-shel bern-owt)
One who:
1. Is tired of referring to himself or herself in the third person

2. Is sick of posts detailing what was:
a. eaten for breakfast
b. the way time was spent at the gym
c. the weather when one went outside

3. Remembers when phones were for calling people

or

4. Didn't pay his or her internet bill this month. Kind of on purpose.

n. The process of becoming a social burnout
"--What happened to Joey? I haven't heard from him in days.

--Dude, total social burnout. He's actually talking to people now."
by iamam April 10, 2010
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Box Social

party homer threw on mr. burns' yacht on the border of international waters where the coastguard sang a harsh rendition of a guitar riff over the loudspeaker. they also get attacked by pirates.
"Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every
cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oooohhhh no! No, it isn't!"
~Apu
by pika chu March 11, 2004
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social-fart

a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"
A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay
by Larry Emder February 07, 2006
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socially maladjusted

Poorly adjusted to cope with social situations. See Colin Lothrop.
Tell Colin he's socially maladjusted.
by KidNapster March 25, 2005
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social predator

A person looking to take people money off or sex in a deceptive dishonest way. They lie all the time with half-truth. Play the victim. Manipulate. Hopefully for them the society in general support their lies because this world is based on lies but after some time you realize that they are not the solution but part of the whole problem.
Hey look, Richard S. Fuld, Jr. That crook looks like a predator. He don't just look like it, he is a social predator and he is a cancer to this world.
by JewsWorldOrder. March 28, 2016
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