momerize

1: The act of a mother punishing her children/children's friends. Often used to describe a tongue-lashing.
2: When a friend acts like a typical mother, perhaps by nagging. Often used with "You sound like my mother!".

Derived from a misspelling of the word "memorize".

1: Dude, you better be a bit nicer to your mom, you don't want her to momerize you.
2: Dude, you gotta stop momerizing me! You sound like my mother!

by Delta London March 22, 2011

moerfokker

One of the abusive names given to a new army recruit by his corporal and was widely used in the South African Defense Force in the olden days. It went with other names like "pielneus" and others. Moerfokker = moer (bad person) fokker (fucker)

"Do you see that tree, moerfokker? Are you back already...Moerweg(go away)!!!!!

by OomPetto April 3, 2011

ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...

ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!

by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011

MOMerators

Moderators for websites that are moms who check for inappropriate content before posting on kid's sites such as UshUsh.com.

Mary: Hey, you should never post anything that you wouldn't want your own mother to see or read!

Jo: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you should get a job as a MOMerator.

Mary: Yeah, Momerators make a ton of money sitting at home behind a computer all day.

by MOMerator November 4, 2012

Moderatacy

Someone who will always get a comeback and will never lose any type of match/Game.

Define Moderatacy A skilled player who is always underestimated by his opponent but will always make a comeback.

by Agile Reflexs January 13, 2014

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

moerles

A fun, caring person who is engaged, yet still know how to make people happy. This person always seems to make the room brighten up, even if something terrible has happened.

Ms. Moerles is the best person ever!

by Danced October 8, 2016