midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012

midget pile

a pile of midgets

there is a midget pile over there

by marlakita July 30, 2017

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019