Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids

My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga

by Circle D November 13, 2017

midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate

Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is

by Grandma mo May 13, 2022

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017