The Hottest dude ever and has long hair and is 5"8 to 5"9 is faithful and should always make you laugh he has some bad jokes but will always protect you he's good at football and minecraft and is cracked at fortnite my dude and is in excellent shape
Matthew Holden Is sooooooo hot
by TrueMon December 05, 2020
1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts December 01, 2021
A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.
#wedneslay
#wedneslay
person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
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