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shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!
by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008
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LA LA LA LIFE

To be extremely satisfied with ones life.
To be in a perpetually good mood at all times.
B-Ho was all like "LA LA LA LIFEEEE <3"
by Kreees February 13, 2010
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Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.
'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'
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High Off Life

A person who, when he returns from school, immediately puts on lofi beats and starts doing his homework and other work. He doesn't get distracted for a single minute and follows his mental daily schedule. He finishes his day at 8 PM every day and only then does he lets himself relax and entertain himself through things like movies, weed, video games, browsing the internet, or spending time with friends, although he usually loves to just spend the evening reading a book because he loves reading. He does these things and only goes to sleep when his mental clock makes him feel drowsy which is usually at around 12 AM.
He's successful in whatever stage he is currently in and is always climbing the social ladder as well as his personal ladder through either small or big steps.
He never feels inadequate and can't be bothered by anything hurtful anyone throws at him.
When he enjoys drugs or parties it's in moderation and he can experience any great feeling without it affecting his life. While drug addicts and dopamine fiends enjoy the easy side of life, he outdoes them by enjoying the hard and easy side. When he dies, he will be at his deathbed next to his family and closest friends. At that moment, he will look back to all the pure and wonderful memories he's made and although he didn't necessarily make a difference on the world, he somewhat did by being productive and doing whatever he did best.
Every day, 24/7, he was high off life.
Man: I really look up to my dad man. Like I've been thinking and trying to find something that I could look down on him for and there really isn't anything.
Friend: I feel you, man. My dad's just like that. It's like all our dads are perfect and yet all so different.
Man: I just wonder if they've always been that way or if they figured it out at some point in their early life.
Friend: They're really High Off Life aren't they... I hope I can also be someday.
by Sir. Lesbian Taco January 26, 2022
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fail at life

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.
by Colin B. September 16, 2005
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social life

Don't mind the ribbing man, it's just that social life...
by wriggler February 21, 2005
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