LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.

after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun

by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

lazy lopez

The term used to describe a lazy peace of shit who can’t be asked to do anything, that always copy people’s work and don’t do stuff for other people.

That guy was a lazy Lopez for not wanting to help me!

by Dürañh November 4, 2020

megamewtu lazy

that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.

- Wow, Angelo is a really lazy person...
- At least he isn't megamewtu lazy!

by s_erny August 25, 2023

Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.

Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024