The Red Knob

A fanzine for all your rude health needs.

Its about Sex and health. If you’re a bloke aged 16 plus it’s for YOU!

graphic images of Sexually Transmitted Infections, humour you’d find flushed down the lavatory with your stash of blow, thats the Red Knob.

by dr dick August 22, 2005

Alpha Can Knee Won

Word Puzzle for "I'll Fuck Anyone" Write it out and trick your friends.

You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)

Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"

You: Hehe

Friend: I'll fuck anyone

You: Hahaha

Friend: Dammit!

by X23 October 14, 2008

Sink a Knuckle

To finger a girl, especially in a public setting like a movie.

The male equivalent of giving a handjob.

I've only been out with this chick twice, and she already let me sink a knuckle!

by ImTheMayor June 28, 2010

lick the knife

To give it your all. A saying coming from how Eskimos kill wolves by having them lick frozen seal blood off of knives, therefore the wolves gave literally everything to lick a knife.

That actor left everything on the stage. They really did lick the knife!

by Lizeli December 12, 2018

Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019