jocknerd

Noun. A nerd who believes himself to be socially superior due to the fact that his obsessions are shared by one or more other people. Arguably the most dangerous form of nerd, because they steadfastly believe that nerdery is something to be proud of, which it demonstrably is not.

Terry: Only losers don't play world of warcraft. It's the coolest thing on teh interwebs.

Jack: Fuck you, you fucking jocknerd.

by Gary Lineker August 3, 2010

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006

jockcore

Idiot meatheads that have moved on from hanging out in the weight room listening to metallica to attending hardcore concerts with the intention of "fucking kids up." A vast majority of jockcore kids are insecure straightedge kids who take their teen angst out in the pit.

Jockcore Kid: Dude, tommorow, I'm going to the Throwdown concert and punching everyone smaller than me in the face.
Me: You're a fucking moron. /wrist please.

by GMSpam April 8, 2006

Jockin' hoe

1. A girl who doesn't know who she is so feels da need to jock your sense of style n what you do.
2. This girl may watch your every move and try to imitate!
3. In other words she's ah jealous trick!

1. "Damn you ah jockin' hoe always tryna be me! You can neva be me!!"

by rae2flyy04 April 5, 2009

Jockin J

when a female hits on/flirts with/touches/talks to/texts the male you currently are dating/hooking up with/or like; tends to be found in sophomores; annoying

"WHO IS THAT GIRL HITTIN ON YO MAN? JOCKIN J!"

by pissedoffbigtime01 June 5, 2009

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 22, 2015