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jocknerd 

Noun. A nerd who believes himself to be socially superior due to the fact that his obsessions are shared by one or more other people. Arguably the most dangerous form of nerd, because they steadfastly believe that nerdery is something to be proud of, which it demonstrably is not.
Terry: Only losers don't play world of warcraft. It's the coolest thing on teh interwebs.

Jack: Fuck you, you fucking jocknerd.
jocknerd by Gary Lineker August 3, 2010
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A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.
Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The running back is a jockerd.
jockerd by Adam Arm December 14, 2008
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A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.
Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The kid in advanced calculas is a jockerd.
Jockerd by Adam Arm December 15, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026