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Noun. A nerd who believes himself to be socially superior due to the fact that his obsessions are shared by one or more other people. Arguably the most dangerous form of nerd, because they steadfastly believe that nerdery is something to be proud of, which it demonstrably is not.

Terry: Only losers don't play world of warcraft. It's the coolest thing on teh interwebs.

Jack: Fuck you, you fucking jocknerd.

jocknerd by Gary Lineker August 3, 2010

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jockerd

A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.

Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The running back is a jockerd.

jockerd by Adam Arm December 14, 2008

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Jockerd

A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.

Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The kid in advanced calculas is a jockerd.

Jockerd by Adam Arm December 15, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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