Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

horny attraction

When a person is horny, many people who they otherwise would not consider, he/she will attracted. However as soon as he is relieved, that horny attractive person is no longer attractive.

Anton decided to watch porn and get off prior to meeting his ex-girlfriend. He didn't want to be pulled back into the toxic relationship based on his horny attraction to her.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Horny seany

A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc

man i love my friend horny seany

by skskskskksksk November 8, 2018