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stuperstitious

when superstition is beyond reason and good sense, obsessed
My in-laws are very stuperstitious. They insist everyone in the household to wear red during Lunar New Year to welcome fortune.

social mediarbage 

Jane, my sister, spends a lot of time on social mediarbage.

hidden racist 

Hidden racists are defined by people's last secret frontier for racial tolerance proximity-that is of a sexual nature. Although, a person may be okay with other people have interacial relationships, but they themselves will never. They may be talk the talk, but will never walk the walk of actual racial equality. When it comes to sexual selection, people are actually all mostly hidden racists.
As a hidden racist, Jenny will never date Asians, because she thinks their dicks are too small.

female rollercoaster 

Females are typically more sensitive and moody and can experience emotional rollercoaster on a regular basis. Ie. Movie Cleo 5-7.
Buddy, don't worry about shorty getting mad at you, she is just on her female rollercoaster.

birthday depression 

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

sexagist 

Sexagist is defined as an individual whose sexual preference excludes a certain age group. Typically young people who do not want to have sex with older people.
As a self proclaimed nymphomaniac and having slept with thousands of men, Carman is a sexagist who refuses to sleep with anyone that is more than 10 years her senior.

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.
Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.