Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

hootera

An exotic pet bird

Boy: Show me your hootera!
Girl: What's a hootera...
Boy: It's a pet bird...I thought you said you had one?

by Jackie34567896 December 26, 2011

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014