The Ol' Jim Halpert

"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.

Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.

Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

Half past five

When you're high or intoxicated by a drug.

Popularised by The Weeknd in his song The Hills.

I'll only call you when it's half past five.

by Thefatherofjuly April 5, 2017

Halie

Halie is the most loving, caring, funny and relatable person u will meet. She knows when you're in a mood but sometimes gets caught up with being one of the most popular girls is the school (she acts like she's not) She remembers important things about you even if you've just met her. She's very generous whether it be giving you attention or a birthday present.

Halie is very loving.

by Hey.MinQi October 25, 2017

Band Hall

The most awesome place in the universe. Band geeks live here. They eat, sleep, and change their clothes, play instruments, sing show music, and talk about marching band. Some making out is inevitable. Band lockers line the walls filled with hacky sacks, water bottles, spare clothes, food, instruments, sun block, music, awesome socks, and everything else necessary for life as a band geek. Most band geeks will spend around an hour here before and after school. It is the highlight of their social life.

Mom: Why do you get to school an hour before it starts?
Band Geek: I have to play hacky sack, hit some drummers, and hang with my section in the band hall! Duh

Band Geek 1: Where are your pants?
Band Geek 2: I don't know, I took them off a while ago to change and forgot what I was doing when I joined an epic voice rendition of the show.
Band Geek 1: Wow. That is a fail so epic it is almost a win.

by arual21 June 20, 2009

Saxton Hale

A fictional Character who is part of the Team Fortress 2 universe. Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co. A subsidiary of TF Industries.

He is a brawny Australian with a hairy chest, tight fitting shorts, and a hat who is seen shirtless in an excerpt in a catalog that the spy orders spy gadgetry from.

He is the rumored tenth class and is believed to be more powerful than Chuck Norris.

If you press f10, you turn into Saxton Hale!

by Great Grizzly September 19, 2009

Hall of Shame

Special honor dedicated to some of the crappiest members of society, who deserve no attention at all due to their lack of value as individuals, but that manage to titillate the stupid masses and capture the idiotic attention of mainstream media.

Who are the inductees for the Hall of Shame this year?

A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Halo Dance

Halo Dance: Used after owning a n00b in halo 2, it consists of
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.

I owned this n00b ActualCarrot and did the "Halo Dance" on his dead body.

by PHV Overlord July 19, 2006