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Google elitist

Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.
"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."
by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
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Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.
Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's
by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018
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Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.
Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.
by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012
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Google Magic

The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.
Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
by Sevrynheads October 21, 2011
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Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around
Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.
by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015
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google redirector

A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.

Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....

Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
by chrno September 27, 2010
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