Deepthoughts's definitions

Tough hate

Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.

"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."

by DeepThoughts April 21, 2013

Butt-talking

The usually awkward conversation that ensues after butt-dialing.

Lindsay: Hello?
Miley: Hey, you just butt-dialed me!
Lindsay: Oh, sorry. So.....what's up?
Miley: Oh, nothing. Umm....what's up with you?
Lindasy: Nothing.....are we just butt-talking now?

by Deepthoughts May 24, 2010

Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

Two cheeks to the wind

When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.

Wow, did you see Lindsey Lohan's shorts?

Yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

Mili-tourette

A condition that is similar to Tourette's, but arises from begin in the military and causes one to curse at the most inopportune times.

Wow, Joe has a bad case of Mili-tourette's....he must have dropped ten f-bombs when he was toasting the groom!!!

by Deepthoughts June 19, 2010

Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.

Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.

by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011

Lazy Pee

Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.

Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."

by Deepthoughts September 25, 2010