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glonktacular

Being high to the point where you begin to feel woozy, silly, and all around spectacular.

see also: glonky
dude I am feelin so glonktacular rn.
by flipped.out August 12, 2023
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glorkensnork

A word made purely to confuse people on it’s true meaning.
Do you have a glorkensnork?”
“No”
ಠ~ಠ
by That0neguy04 August 29, 2023
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Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.
Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded
by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024
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Glacking

The action of having men nut in a jar and then insert it into another person's asshole. The person who nuts in the jar, the Glacker, will be the one who uses a hammer to smash the jar of nut that is inside the person, the Glackee.
Yo bro, I saw Gavin, Nick, and Zoe glacking in the dorm last night! Zoe was the Glackee!!!!
by Fat cock master July 18, 2024
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Glacking

The action of having men ejaculate in a jar and then insert it into another person's asshole. The person who ejaculates in the jar, the Glacker, will be the one who uses a hammer to smash the jar of jizz that is inside the person, the Glackee.
Yo bro, I saw Gavin, Nick, and Zoe glacking in the dorm last night! Zoe was the Glackee!!!!
by Fat cock master July 18, 2024
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glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.
"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"
by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024
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Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten
Natalie is a Glonk
by Kidz Table August 31, 2024
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