glonktacular

Being high to the point where you begin to feel woozy, silly, and all around spectacular.

see also: glonky

dude I am feelin so glonktacular rn.

by flipped.out August 12, 2023

glorkensnork

A word made purely to confuse people on it’s true meaning.

“Do you have a glorkensnork?”
“No”
ಠ~ಠ

by That0neguy04 August 29, 2023

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Glacking

The action of having men nut in a jar and then insert it into another person's asshole. The person who nuts in the jar, the Glacker, will be the one who uses a hammer to smash the jar of nut that is inside the person, the Glackee.

Yo bro, I saw Gavin, Nick, and Zoe glacking in the dorm last night! Zoe was the Glackee!!!!

by Fat cock master July 18, 2024

Glacking

The action of having men ejaculate in a jar and then insert it into another person's asshole. The person who ejaculates in the jar, the Glacker, will be the one who uses a hammer to smash the jar of jizz that is inside the person, the Glackee.

Yo bro, I saw Gavin, Nick, and Zoe glacking in the dorm last night! Zoe was the Glackee!!!!

by Fat cock master July 18, 2024

glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024