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mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.
Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart
by broomstick handle March 16, 2022
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Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.
by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022
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shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe extremely bad (mostly modern )art.
"My dad thinks all video installations are shart"
by zaryuturi October 19, 2020
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Shart

A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time
by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020
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shart

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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