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Felch

To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.
Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers
by mberries June 26, 2008
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Fence Jumper

When you reference someone of Spanish origin.
Guy 1- "Dude my new neighbor is HOT!!
Guy 2- "Man your right, you didn't tell me she was a "Fence Jumper"

Guy 1 - "my new co-worker is a Fence Jumper"
by drummerg2 January 24, 2011
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Fence-king liver

It's the delicious liver of a fence-king. It fits perfectly to some fried bull-balls.

The word was invented by Mr. Wankville and Mr. Cockroach in 2009.
Fence-king livers are very small but great in taste.
by Mr. Cockroach October 5, 2009
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felchbook

NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.
"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"
by flombaye August 23, 2011
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dick fence

1. A person who believes they're hot shit
2. One who brags about stuff no one else cares about
3. Someone who talks shit about other people behind their back because they're an incompetent and insecure douche cock
Person 1: Told you he was a fag. Why did you hang out with him? I'm so much better than that fag.
(Person 1 is insecure about actually being a fag and trying to divert attention from their fagginess by calling other people fags and saying he is better.)
Person 2: Shut up dick fence! Quit being such a fag you gay homo douchey douche cock.
by DeathCubeKX June 15, 2012
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felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.
When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.
by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016
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Daisy Chain Moebius Felch

See Moebius Felch. The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch is a variation on the classic Moebius Felch in that the snorkel/hosepipe combination passes from the mouth of one person to the bowels of another and so on, creating a daisy chaining effect.
The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch requires extremely good timing on the part of all involved, as orgasm and defecation of all participants must occur simultaneously to avoid serious injury/explosions.
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