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felchbook

NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.
"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"
by flombaye August 23, 2011
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fatchbook

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face
:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar
by lumas kadako netismorf March 26, 2008
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fecebook

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.
Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."
by Dlove87 July 4, 2008
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FelchBomb

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.
Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb
by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010
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Fecebook

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.
Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?
by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010
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fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.
**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah
by gin078 September 2, 2009
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fotchbook

A book of fotches. (refer to definition of fotch)
I was looking through my fotchbook and I saw your ugly fotch!
by ilyash May 21, 2007
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