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NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.
"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"
felchbook by flombaye August 23, 2011
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fatchbook 

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face
:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar

fecebook 

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.
Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."
fecebook by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

FelchBomb 

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.
Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb
FelchBomb by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010

Fecebook 

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.
Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?
Fecebook by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010

fecebooking 

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.
**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah
fecebooking by gin078 September 2, 2009

fotchbook 

A book of fotches. (refer to definition of fotch)
I was looking through my fotchbook and I saw your ugly fotch!
fotchbook by ilyash May 21, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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