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NOUN: a social network derived by modification of THE WELL, or public bulletin board methods, that has adopted destructive, counterproductive, or antisocial policies, which have neutralized or negated the usefulness of said social network.

a social network which has imploded or "jumped the shark".

a social network with exploitive or dishonest administrative practices.

VERB: to inflict or convey dishonest or otherwise dysfunctional social network policies or practices.

to participate in dysfunctionally administered online bulletin boards or forums.
"can you believe how many mafia farm notifications i got on felchbook today ?"
felchbook by flombaye August 23, 2011
Words you can keep

fatchbook 

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face
:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar

fecebook 

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.
Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."
fecebook by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

FelchBomb 

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.
Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb
FelchBomb by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010

Fecebook 

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.
Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?
Fecebook by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010

fecebooking 

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.
**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah
fecebooking by gin078 September 2, 2009

fotchbook 

A book of fotches. (refer to definition of fotch)
I was looking through my fotchbook and I saw your ugly fotch!
fotchbook by ilyash May 21, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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