dook

to fuck up the ass

i dooked that bitch soo hard last night

by MG November 1, 2003

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010

dookie plug

to fuck someone in the ass

steve likes to be glenn's dookie plug

by mo October 19, 2003

dookie

Any football helmet that has a facemask with a vertical bar right in between your eyes.

A: Did you hear what happened to John on equipment day?
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah

by imdoinme123 August 16, 2011

dook

An essence greater than infinity.

1. D00k > infinity

by Kloe April 8, 2003

dookie booty

The ass of girls for the Bay Area, primarly the city of San Mateo. You can find many in places such as, CSM Cosmetology, in white Honda Civics, Ashley's house and in a vast variety of places in and around the city of San Mateo. Dookie booty can often reak of bad breath so travel prepared with gum.

Damn, look at that dookie booty cruzin by.

by Jeffy Weffy September 11, 2006