Definitions by TPaine1979

areola 

Breast tissue

Check out the areola around that one!
what? You mean her Boobs?
Yeah, whatever, same thing.

areola by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

IMBHO

In my brutally honest opinion

I think your gay, but that's just my brutally honest opinion.
Oh yeah? Well IMBHO you're an asshole!

IMBHO by Tpaine1979 December 2, 2010

Metrotranny 

1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.

Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.

Metrotranny by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

EUwin 

A fun game

Hey! Do you wanna play a game of EUwin?
I don't know how to play EUwin.
That's okay. EUwin! (pronounced you win)

EUwin by TPaine1979 December 1, 2010

Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

Straight Doorknob by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010