When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.
by Skinny dick October 6, 2017

by FuSoYa September 26, 2010

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"
by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

by Quidinish May 16, 2016
