n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
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Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
by Seabald September 13, 2016
Get the Cap'n Crunch Hole mug.The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
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Get the Cap'n Crunching mug.(figuratively, idiomatic) When the pressure is on; when the situation is critical or urgent; when the time has come for action, even if it is difficult.
He is not a particularly talented builder, but 'when twist comes to crunch', he can usually get the job done
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Get the Code 3 Captain Crunch mug.a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prostitute (see Pretty Woman).
the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.
the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.
Man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?
Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
Man 1: yea, what a crunge.
Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
Man 1: yea, what a crunge.
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