condomobile

The car a jock asshole uses to bone everyone's girlfriend in. It is mainly a word used by the rocker kids whose girlfriends are getting banged by said jock asshole.

That fucker, Dylan, took Tara to his condomobile and tapped the shit out of her!

by Whomping Bobulon October 8, 2005

LCD Condom

A sticky plastic film or clear sticker that is placed on top of LCD screens to prevent scratches. Typically used on small, heavily used devices like cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players.

Dang, I should've put a LCD condom on my Zune, it's totally scratched up now!

by PhoneHacker January 13, 2008

candon

Candon- A guy who seems amazing at first but will simultaneously break your heart. A wild one he is with select few friends. Often gets Mad over something so simple. Makes you fall in love after a week of texting.

Friend- "Not gonna like her boyfriend looks like a Candon.

by thatonegirl123147 May 31, 2018

Concord

A small city in the East Bay of Northern California.

Where the heck is Concord?

by earsjr May 6, 2004

A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 14, 2003

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004