commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at

Brian is a comatable little ho.

by Avalimee June 7, 2016

comma brows

when eyebrows are so over-plucked with tweezers so they're shaped and look like commas

*looking at photos from middle school*
Oh shit my comma brows looked so bad

by whatebitch May 11, 2016

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

CommanderPen

say something and i will write it!

whatever just use the CommanderPen!

by PandaPurple1212 December 10, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017