cause ur smart

when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?

Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."

by Brigette Squire May 31, 2007

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Lost Cause

Someone who can't be helped made cool, hip, or fun.

Walker: That 22 year old Tony had to search the term 'throwing shade' on Urban Dictionary

Sydney: He is SUCH a lost cause

by Face4Radio December 11, 2015

jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

claustrophilia

deriving sexual gratification from intercourse in tight spaces

I was fucking a virgin in the back of a Volkswagon - it was total claustrophilia.

by H.R. Paperstack September 27, 2008

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

wills classen

Wow! What a great definition! I laughed! I cried! I wondered who the fuck you idiots were talking about! Then I realized I don't give a damn and I hate you all. But up until that, it was great!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003