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Canadian Panda 

Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.
Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.
"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."
Canadian Asshole by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

canadian blowjob 

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.
My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

Canadian Camel Toe

Smelly dank Camel Toe located around the vaginal area of a northern Canadian French women
Hey Rob remember last night when you were succking on that girls Canadian camel toe, I could smell it from a mile away.
Canadian Camel Toe by Isaac Man November 30, 2011

Canadian freedom fighter 

Douche bags who try to take away freedoms away from others while claiming an imaginary moral high ground.. and telling others what they can or cannot say...in effect fighting against the freedom of others
DEC 21, 2010

Hi I'm an 18 year old male in Canada, I'm writing to complain about your website, or more so its content. This website is a joke and should either be radically overhauled, or shut down. If Im not mistaken, the original purpose of this website was to provide clear definitions for slang words used primarily by urban youth, hence the name. I doubt it was created for people to portray their offensive, and ignorant right wing views on topics such as religon, and marriage.

Typical Canadian freedom fighter.. someone elses freedom is only thing they'll fight...

canadian log jump 

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.
That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.