Heaven is full of beer and naked women

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.

Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

by Deep Blue 2012 May 19, 2010

Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please

Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce

by Thefuckthismeans? September 3, 2021

Naked Gun 33 1/3

A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.

Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-

Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.

Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.

Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Somebody must of seen a naked woman

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

by Deep blue 2012 June 12, 2010

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006