boards

abbreviated term for 'board shorts.' board shorts, the optimal garment of choice for the summer months, are also useful in cold weather conditions, in hot tubs & the like.

'yo tyrrell, cop me a pair of boards pronto.'

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

boarding school

An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.

He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.

by littleman77 July 20, 2008

surf board body

A body I would like to ride

Grace has a surf board body.. I wanna ride that shit

by Smashstro November 17, 2013

Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!

And that's all there is to it.

by later yo January 5, 2005

boarded

A pirate fashioned slamming.

Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL

by Ъ¡§¥ March 4, 2009

covert board shop

the skate shop that sells decks for cheap and have cool shop decks made of plan b wood.

i buy all my skating gear including boards and components from covert board shop since it is across the street from the skatepark

by skaterjack October 6, 2006

BoardBitch

A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.

Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.

by TityEaterWithBallsInTheFace800 May 3, 2009