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Two Bottom Plow 

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.
Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.
Two Bottom Plow by Teamcletus April 11, 2019

Fluff bottom 

When your dog or kitty is overdue for a grooming
The pooh is sticking to your pomeranian's butt! I think he has fluff bottom!
Fluff bottom by Palmfronds July 25, 2019

top and bottom 

Top is a giver in sex

Bottom is a reciever in sex
Linsay lohan "giiiirl im a bottom"

Justin bieber "nah im a top and bottom"
top and bottom by Awesomedude53 August 8, 2015

Bikini Bottom 

The capital of the entire universe as we know it located in the bikini atol and is the home town of the overlord of the universe Spongebob SquarePants, Bikini bottom is also the birthplace of captilism (thanks to Eugene Crabs).
Teacher: "pop quiz", "what is the capital of this great nation".
All students in monotone unison: BiKiNi BoTtOm
Bikini Bottom by OgSparkles June 30, 2018

Power Bottom 

A gay male, who while still being the receptive partner, leaves no question about who fucked whom. The result of encounters with many disappointing 'stellar tops' who don't know how to toss a salad, Hidden Valley or otherwise; couldn't find my prostate with 11 fingers and high resolution maps of my ass; and either cum or pass out from exhaustion after 3-5 minutes of 'humping.' Highly motivated self starters with ability to multitask and work in a team environment. Creative, honest, supremely confident and hands on individual with leadership abilities.
1. "Tim fucked me so hard last night."
2. "But I thought you were the top?"
1. "Yeah but he's a bigger power bottom than Scott Hunter! I came buckets."

back bottom gristle lumps 

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

rock bottom 

A place where a person finds themselves a few times throughout their life. Its a horrible place where people feel lost, confused, and their life is momentarily in shambles.
Symtoms include: continuous hangovers, unexplainable cuts and bruises, bank account drained, bed wetting, no memory of past weekends, piles of unfinished homework, spending all money on drugs, beer and cigarettes , etc.
most university/college students experience rock bottom
rock bottom by maskedmaniac April 5, 2011