pack it blind 

meaning you have to pack your bowl in the dark, to avoid negative attention.

We was in the parking lot at night, cops was all 'round, so we had pack it blind.

pack it blind by Hank Youse June 3, 2009

Portuguese Blind Date 

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

Portuguese Blind Date by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008

three blind mice 

The three blind mice are aka gamma gamma girls ,the bobby booter sticks, pp and the fatty chattys the names these girls are Anela aka Angel of death of intruders kylee aka the poop trail and kallie the fruitcake FATTY! These girls are the best of friends

I wish we were three blind mice

three blind mice by Hi I'm an angel of life December 31, 2016

Three blind mice day 

On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.

It's three blind mice day! Say whaaaaat!?

Three blind mice day by Alpha-Sion November 6, 2016

Time Blind 

When someone is always running late.

Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind

Time Blind by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

Sewing Blind 

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.

John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.

Sewing Blind by shelovestosail November 4, 2009

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

kromer blind by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018